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I feel like I can judge the type of person you are based on your favourite childhood book series.
Chronicles of Narnia: You take life waaaay to seriously and need to RELAX. No sense of humour. Also, these people crave authority figures. Like every single one of them. They want to be lead.
Percy Jackson: your imagination is way too wild. These books were not that good and world building so in order to enjoy them you had to make up some of the stuff in your head.
A Series of Unfortunate Events: you have attachment issues and don't trust authority figures. Chaotic. Need a spoonful of sugar.
The rainbow fairies: you are the least serious candidate in all aspects of your life. Dessert before dinner people. Get a grip.
CHERUB: You can't fight! That's why you was dreaming of a life where children were stronger than the marines. I'm sorry! Join a boxing class!!
Alex Rider: even as a child this series just screamed masculinity issues!!!! Sorry, I don't make the rules!
Skullduggery Pleasant: you're now an adult who struggles with alcoholism. Drinking apple juice like it was shots kind of kids. You was dying to be heartless but you were a softie!
Twilight Series: if this was your fave then you were deffo depressed and wanted to disappear and change your name and reinvent your life somewhere. Also, Batman villain vibes.
The Hunger Games: if you got to the end of these books and they were still your faves, you're numb. And you have a warped sense of justice. You're also a time waster and run out of enthusiasm halfway through a project.
Tracy Beaker (and other JW books): you was the kid that ate crayons and glue just for bants. When your mum told you off you went to your room and silently recreated the fight with what you WANTED to say in your head. Chaotic. Invites passa into their lives for no good reason.
Michael Morpurgo books: you was grown before your time. Look how dry these grown ass books looked. Why are you 50 in an 11 year olds body??
Meg Cabot: if you liked any of her series, especially the Mediator, you are a high end babe who likes brunch with the girls and luxury items but doesn't like to GO TO WORK.
Harry Potter books: you were dissociating HEAVY. You were underestimated at school. You like ORDER and you need closure in your adult life. You have a meltdown if things don't finish right. People pleaser, trying to make everyone happy. Fix it!!!
Goosebumps series: terrible decision maker. I cannot figure out why someone would love these books other than them needing do overs. You'll know something is gonna go badly because you've done it before and still do it anyway! You're a last minute babe.
