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Today I'm going to live tweet everything that pops into my head
A thread...
A thread...
Hang tight, this is going to be crazy!!
I've never done this before so I've got no idea what's going to happen!
My lawn looks like it's got dandruff
*adds Heads and Shoulders shampoo to my shopping list*
No YOU'RE stoned
*adds Heads and Shoulders shampoo to my shopping list*
No YOU'RE stoned
Omg is that a hair growing out of my chin?
Who actually did let the dogs out?
Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who? Who? Who? Who?
OMG SOMEBODY IS RINGING MY DOORBELL!
I'm hiding until they go away
I'm hiding until they go away
OK they've gone. That was close.
Stupid people, what do they want from us?
Stupid people, what do they want from us?
Stupid internet is playing up
*holds my phone up higher*
*holds my phone up higher*
I think that some of the best tweets haven't got many likes because no one has seen them yet
Like this one
Like this one
I just thought of something....
.. wait, it's gone
.. wait, it's gone
I wonder if anyone will actually bother to read this bollocks
Never gonna give you up
You're singing it now, aren't you?!!
Let's sing it together!!!
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
Mwhaha!! I wonder how many people are like, that's it, I'm not reading this stupid thread now
Let's sing it together!!!
Never gonna give you upNever gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
Mwhaha!! I wonder how many people are like, that's it, I'm not reading this stupid thread now
I've lost you all now because of Rick Astley. Sorry, not sorry
Only the loyal remain
Who will make it to the end of this thread, whenever the fuck that is
Only the loyal remain
Who will make it to the end of this thread, whenever the fuck that is
