A lady got upset because she horned at the gate and the guard had gone to buy food for iftar. I told her he told me he was stepping out to get food. She asked if he was a northerner and if he was fulani. I said yes while shutting the gate. She said he should be fired.

On her way out, she told me her church was having a week long anniversary service, 2nd-9th of May, LFC. I told her that her actions today have shown me no need to attend the service. She flipped again. I laughed and walked into my crib.