rating moots on what it would be like to date them; a satire/probably soft thread
@heketorowan 12/10
- v sweet and caring
- i would simply probably never stop annoying him
- we seem to be on the same wavelength
- domestic cottagecore lifestyle
- only con: no dumptruck ass :(
@seiryuume 8.3/10
- simply the cutest
- compliments given to him daily uwu
- probably more invested in games lol
- kind of a meanie 😔
- short lmao
@Peachskoti 9/10
- precious and lovely
- v talented, wow, i could brag all the time
- rlly considerate person
- fish fucker
- short? why don't you grow-
- cursed tiktoks
@AnDsKoTii 7/10
- probably clingly
- cute tho, like a puppy
- make the man a little snack uwu
- kind of a dickhead but we pretend we do not see it
- also has a flat ass :(
@natgget 12/10
- sweet n v interesting
- has simply never wronged me
- babie :3
- we could pick flowers and name more animals we see
this thread is p short but i did my best for rowrow uwu- enjoy!
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