The times i have seen "Fiddler on the Roof" RANKED
age 6 5/10
- skipped fruma sarah ghost scene
- low rank as ruined by dad interrupting every 5 mins saying “remember, these are your people”
age 9 8/10
- put on a friday morning by teacher who couldn’t be bothered to teach anymore. Lit.
- got told off for trying to balance water bottle on head during wedding scene
- great version of gwen stefani’s rich girl
age 15 10/10
- finally got to see fruma sarah. concerned that we have very similar hair
- really vibed with chava, told my mum i would marry out like her - she said that it wouldn’t cause as much drama as I would like
age 18 9/10
- sincerely compared hodel leaving for siberia with me moving to York.
- wait anatevka isn’t a real place?!?
- someone should give lazar wolf a hug, he& #39;s had a tough ride.
age 21 11/10
- “i was in this you know”
- perchik is making some extremely valid points. Also hot.
- matchmaker is a feminist anthem
- tzeitel remains soooo boring. Go shag a russian priest or something.
age 24 100/10
- wait, why is tevye an absolute verified hottie?
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