cant stop thinking abt how you could legally buy a famous painting and then choose to eat it. and no one could stop you
ive now fallen down an imagination rabbit hole where a rich bitch buys an important historical painting in a rich bitch auction event and then announces hes gonna eat it in a week. and all the art historians are scrambling to buy the painting for extra or convince him not to
eventually ppl start trying to break into his house. a group of badass art historians start planning a Mission Impossible-esque heist to steal the painting back and protect it from this lunatic who wants to eat it for no reason
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