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(Non BTS related) This is going to be a thread about the things my friends send me constantly showing how they view me. Yea I cried, yes I do need new friends. Thank you for your time.
Starting with a classic... all I received was a text that said “dis you” for no reason.
This was actually sent to me by my boss. And the message read “I am painfully waiting for the day I get this complain, and Im also surprise it has not come in yet.”
This was also sent to me by my boss after we had a discussion with attitudes at work. How am I still employed? That remains a mystery
This was sent to me by my lovely brother after I said “idk man, I feel like im drowning, I need some support” didn’t intent for this kind of support but hey, I take what I can get
My lovely roommate sent me this when we were eating spaghetti once and according to him “you legit look like that kid, you’re tiny too so the reassemble is uncanny”
This is another of my brothers gems. The text read “I just know your dumb ass has actually given this kind of answer before, I just know it.”
“Is the Im a morning person for me” that is what the lovely text from my room mate read after he said hi one morning and I almost poked one of his eyes out.
This was sent to me by my father. Him in his infinite wisdom said “I swear you tried to pet a lion once and almost fell into the enclosure, can’t take you anywhere”
Little brother: lol you’re like 200
My best friend sent me this with a lovely note that said “lol you don’t need to be high, just leave you to think for 10 seconds and you’d come up with some shit like this”
This was my dad again “have you done your taxes yet? Don’t worry I’ll visit you in jail” such a nice caring father I have.
Courtesy of my brother:
Courtesy of my co worker after my boss approached me and asked if I could smile more
Yes, my dear mother sends me this to remind me to clean my room
According to everyone this is me
This lovely three were sent to me by my best friend. The position is open only requirement is don’t call me out
My brother once again reminding me I am a dumb ass with all his love!
Room mate sent this gem and said “Is this why you’ve been coughing this while time?”
Alright I’ll stop here for now. If you’ve made it this far do not worry, I have tons more. My family and friends never pass the opportunity to clown me, so more to come!
