I came home from a visit to the doctor to get a blood test yesterday, and as Im taking my coat off I put my hands in my pockets and shouted "wheres my phone"? I did an immediat frantic search then went to the car to look for it and nothing,/
I went back to the car with my house phone and dialled the mobile from it, I then immediatly heard the wife shouting from the house so I assumed she must have found where I had mislaid it so I went back in to a stern looking wife who silently pointed towards the unit where
my phone was plugged in charging!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">
I cant remember doing it!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unerfreutes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Unerfreutes Gesicht">
goodbye everyone,https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😟" title="Besorgtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Besorgtes Gesicht">
I& #39;ve forgotten your names!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😰" title="Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">
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