Before Katsuki and Eijirou got together, Kirishima was a lazy groomer at best. He showered every night, soaked his skin in the bath, went overboard of his (head) hair care products and styling, sure.

But, in other areas? Less than meticulous.
Afterall, it was just /him/ seeing his body, and /he/ didn't mind if things grew in thick and wild. Infact, he kind of liked it. It was manly!

Plus, shaving gives him razor burn if he rushs it and makes wearing boxers uncomfortable as hell for like 3 days as it grows in rough!
He had a limit of course. But he's bad at noticing when he was getting close to reaching it. Instead, he had a habit of looking down in the shower and seeing that /good gods his pubic hair was overgrowing and doing a damn good job of trying to connect to the hair on his thigh/
He'd shave it all off then, too lazy to spend the time with four different razors just to trim the black hair up neat.

Once him and Katsuki get together it's/different/.
Kaminari has a habit of saying dumb things for the sake of humor and usually none of it sticks with Eijirou. But this time, surrounding the game system in Sero's room, Kirishima absorbs Kami's words so intensely they haunt him for /weeks./
He honestly isn't sure how the conversation came about because by the time he tosses his controller on the floor (he failed ice world /again/) and comes back online to the conversation, Denki's already mid sentence, spouting some English sentence Kiri has never heard before.
"Not me, man! I like it my dick smooth like silk! Haven't you ever heard the expression, 'Can't see the forest for the trees?' Pubic hair can /so/ ruin an otherwise perfect hookup!"
It's not that Eijirou thinks it will be difficult to see his... /tree/. He knows his dick's impressive, he's a boy with unrestricted internet access in his pocket, but... still it sticks with him.
When he finally gets intimate with Katsuki, when he's sucking spots into his neck and groaning, "Can I touch your dick?" And Katsuki's nodding and popping open the seams in his shirt as he grinds against the stiff fabric of Ei's pants he remembers what Denki said.
Katsuki is smooth. Hairless.

It's sexy, to a /debilitating/degree.

Eijirou can't stop running his fingers over his soft mound as he reaches for his dick. It's so different, so perfect, and he loves it, he does, but after he makes Katsuki cum with a loud cry--
after he licks away the tears on his flushed cheeks, after they've wiped at the cum pooling on Katsuki's lower stomach, Bakugou reaches for his waistband and Kirishima realizes he /can't/ show the blonde his dick.
Not Mr. Skin Care Routine-- not Katsuki Bakugou who is known for speaking /exactly/ what's on his mind-- even if it's harsh.

It would /kill/ Eijirou if Katsuki were to look at him with disgust, or if he were to snear, "Jesus Eijirou, ever heard of a razor?"
So with flushed cheeks, Eijirou tells Katsuki no, that he'll be ready next time, but for now he's okay with cuddling and finishing their movie.

Katsuki pouts through the whole movie, and during breakfast the next day too.
Eijirou decides that he'll shave that night-- he'll take a new razor down to the baths with him, maybe two, and he'll clean himself up until he's as perfect as Katsuki.

Except after the day is over, Eijirou's completely dead on his feet. He decides that it can wait--
he doesn't have any plans with Katsuki that would allow them alone time until Sunday anyway. And since it's not like Katsuki will whip his dick out while they're studying in the common room with the others, it doesn't really matter if he puts it off a few more days.
Eijirou wakes up in the middle of the night, to Katsuki hovering above him in his bed on his hands and knees. They hadn't went to sleep in the same room, so it's honestly kind of terryifying to be jolted awake to Katsuki's red eyed glare.
"K-ATSUKI, FUCK," Eijirou gasps, trying to regulate his breathing as he pushes a shaking hand into Katsuki's hair. Fear turns into concern. "Gods babe. Did you have a nightmare?"
"No." His eyes narrow further, into slits. "Wanna touch your fuckin dick, Eijirou."

Kirishima's not sure if it's a dream, or a fantasy come true, or maybe one of his wishing well wishes come to pass, but Katsuki looks /goregous/ begging for his cock.
It's dark in the room anyway, dark enough that Katsuki wouldn't be able to really see how much he's let himself go, so he bites his tongue and nods his head and lets Katsuki pull his pajama bottoms down to his thighs.
He cums pathetically fast, but so does Katsuki in this stage of their very new relationship, so he doesn't feel bad about it.

Bakugou catches his breath against Kirishima's inner thigh (is it still a binki line if he's a guy?) likely inhaling manly musk and the scent of cum.
Before Eijirou can get self concious, Katsuki's stroking himself, fucking his fist and mouthing at the cum under Eijirou's belly button until he orgasms.

It's intense. And he wants it everyday for the rest of his life.
So Kirishima gets better at grooming. He sets alarms on his phone to remind himself to shave, ALWAYS brings his razor to the baths, hell he even goes far enough as to get a dick safe lotion to smooth everything out.
He hates the work that goes into it, and he's still a little uncomfortable after shaving, but it's worth it for Katsuki's happiness!

Except.... if he didn't know any better, Eijirou would say Katsuki is /not/ happy.
The next time they get frisky, Katsuki's drooling into his mouth, tangeling their tongues with an intensity that rivals fighting, and reaching for him with excited hands. He bounces forward on his knees, physically excited to unbutton Eijirou's pants--
but he goes still when he gets his dick out. Hell, he even /frowns./

It's the first time Katsuki's seen his dick with the lights on and Eijirou's heart POUNDS, but Katsuki quickly recovers and twists his wrist at the head and Eijirou forgets all about it for a while.
It's only after, as they're laying shoulder to shoulder, trying to catch their breath that Eijirou remembers how Katsuki had briefly went cold in his arms.
He's going to get the courage to bring it up, he is, (what if it isn't his pubes but something he can't change like how he has foreskin and Katsuki doesn't--) but the blonde beats him to the punch.

"What the fuck did you do to yourself?" Katsuki asks, not so nicely.
"Huh?" Is he talking about the tiny scar near his balls where he cut himself with his quirk?

"You shaved! You're--it's--" he snaps his mouth closed and glares off to the side. "It wasn't smooth before." He grits.
"Yeahhh," Kirishima rubs at the back of his neck. "Sorry about that. I wasn't expecting you to want to see it that first time." /Pubes can ruin an otherwise nice hookup/. "I'll be better about it from now on."
"Haaah?!" Katsuki turns to him, actual fire in his carmine eyes. "I-- you don't-- I'm!" He growls out a frustrated breath. "I like it better the other way!" He shouts with red cheeks.
"..you do?!"

"Yes!" Katsuki hisses, brows drawn together. "Figured you would too, since you're always going on about manly this and manly that. It's your body but--"
"I like it better the other way!" Kirishima blurts, too excited to hold it in. "I never shave. But Kami said something about not seeing the forest because of the trees and--"

"--Since when do you listen to anything Dunce Face says--
"-and you're so smooth and I thought you'd hate it-"

"Eijirou." Katsuki says, folding his hand over his mouth to stop his word vomit. "My quirk effects my pores. I can't grow body hair. I fucking /like/ yours. Fuck, Ei. I /buried/ my face in it and //came//. Don't be dumb."
Eijirou pries Katsuki's hand away from his lips and leans forward to kiss him hard.

"I love you." He says, too soon, and too loud, but he means it.

Katsuki's cheeks get even redder. Flustered he shouts, "FUCK! You can't just-- and over pubic hair I-- fuck!"
Eijirou laughs, drawing Katsuki into him.

He really does love Katsuki.
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