Today I saw a person sitting in their car, in a parking lot, with their seat belt on. Their car was stationary. Other cars were going by, but risk was minimal. It really bothered me to see them wearing it. I knocked on their window and told them it made me uncomfortable 1/

2/ to see them wearing a seat belt there. Really, really upset. I asked them to take it off, but they said they were wearing it "just in case." I began to hyperventilate.

3/ At that moment, I noticed their child was also wearing a seat belt. That was it. I called the police, but I knew I had to do something and I didn't have much time.

4/ I took a rock from the median in the Target parking lot and tried to break open the window. The child shrank back, but even if she'd wanted to escape her savior, she couldn't (because she was wearing a seat belt, remember).

5/ The car owner locked the doors and took off, skidding into the thru lane where they had a front-end collision with another vehicle. Somehow, they were okay.

6/ Do I sound crazy to you? Like someone who's genuinely mentally unstable?

Anyway, this overlong analogy was written for @TuckerCarlson. You insane, race-baiting, lying, squeaky ass

7/ chode.

8/ One more tweet to emphasize the chode-ness.