Today I saw a person sitting in their car, in a parking lot, with their seat belt on. Their car was stationary. Other cars were going by, but risk was minimal. It really bothered me to see them wearing it. I knocked on their window and told them it made me uncomfortable 1/
2/ to see them wearing a seat belt there. Really, really upset. I asked them to take it off, but they said they were wearing it "just in case." I began to hyperventilate.
3/ At that moment, I noticed their child was also wearing a seat belt. That was it. I called the police, but I knew I had to do something and I didn& #39;t have much time.
4/ I took a rock from the median in the Target parking lot and tried to break open the window. The child shrank back, but even if she& #39;d wanted to escape her savior, she couldn& #39;t (because she was wearing a seat belt, remember).
5/ The car owner locked the doors and took off, skidding into the thru lane where they had a front-end collision with another vehicle. Somehow, they were okay.
6/ Do I sound crazy to you? Like someone who& #39;s genuinely mentally unstable?

Anyway, this overlong analogy was written for @TuckerCarlson. You insane, race-baiting, lying, squeaky ass
7/ chode.
8/ One more tweet to emphasize the chode-ness.
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