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A THREAD OF THINGS MY BEST FRIEND THAT HASN’T READ ANY OF THE GRISHAVERSE BOOKS SAYS WHILE WATCHING #SHADOWANDBONE 
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“I want to see Inej stab someone!”
“There’s no sexual violence? The rating said SEXUAL VIOLENCE” (Said while the Fjerdan are attacking during the tracking of the stag) I AM SO CONFUSED BY THIS COMMENT
“I miss Milo”
“The fuck”
For some reason she met David and her brain had her say “WEESNAWWWW” alloud. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
“I’m actually kinda into this!”
“DARKLES BUT NO SEXUAL VIOLENCE DAMMIT”
“What. The. Fuck. IS HE REALLY GETTING DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING AGAIN” (A guest comment from her husband that is also watching and hasn’t read the books) THEY BOTH REALLY LIKE THIS SHOW AND IM SO HAPPY
“When will Kaz and Darkles meet?” I really just love she is exclusively calling the Darkling “Darkles” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
“Hanky Panky in the hay stacks!”
She just randomly started giggling and I was like “what?” And apparently she was thinking of Jesper????????
She was totally shook with the body double scene and is still going “whoa, what happened. What how. That was so cool!!!!” GUYS THIS SHOW IS A HIT WITH NON BOOK NERDS TOO (it just helps if we’re here to help explain)
They want to finish binging the show tonight and are REALLY UPSET we only have three episodes left. I’m so happy they like this show so much having never read the books. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> #ShadowAndBone https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
“It’s like Titanic all over again. Oh you fat bastard! Get off the door! Let him freeze like Jack did!! Let Nina on the door!” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
She’s nicknamed Matthias “Ding Ding Dong” because he “got a little too excited with the touchy touch” and has been singing “touch my body” since the whale hut scene. Send help.
We’ve watched 6 episodes of #ShadowAndBone https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> tonight and are calling it. I’ll continue this thread when we watch the last few! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
