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A thread of out of context quotes from my boss
“Come here you fluffy little shit”
“A stripper van? Like a whole van for strippers? Here I’m going to pull up; ask them if they have any strippers in there.”
“We’re gonna stop in the clinic for tea and a piss.”
“I did that racetrack work for about a year. By the end of it my vocabulary had gone down to like four words...fuck, shit, and that was about it.”
*coming out of colic surgery* “This horse is fucked. Tell her to get a new horse...” *turns to owner* “Get a new horse.”
“I’m fundamentally nice; we’ll put it that way.”
