Guess I’ll take the mic: I saw SM2 as a kid and I was gifted a stretchy Reed Richards. I then made a play doh mask and pretended to be Spider-Man. Then Reed, my best friend at the time, and I decided to jump down the stairs where I would be met with pain and a broken best friend https://twitter.com/1610m0rales/status/1386881496422576131

Being Spider-Man sucked because it hurt plus it wasn’t cool where I was from at the time. Then I met Miles Morales years later (I’ve already explained my special relationship with him) and I started reading comics.

I stopped when I moved since I spoke no English and all the comics were in English. I then saw a comic with a stretchy girl and a big dog and that’s when I fell back in love with comics. Ms. Marvel and Miles taught me English lol

So now I can watch the MCU or roast the MCU more often than not in this new language. So suck it America thanks to one of your products I can obliterate another of your products