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"Excuse me, you& #39;re the one that taught me not to let adults get away with shit, you& #39;re not immune to jack."
My loving child. Your quote for the day.
She says you need context. I say I can eat brownies out of the pan with a fork if I want to.
My loving child. Your quote for the day.
She says you need context. I say I can eat brownies out of the pan with a fork if I want to.
"THEY NEED CONTEXT YOU ASS."
Fine. She& #39;s been making brownies (Yay!) and I& #39;ve been eating them out of the pan with a fork. She seems to think this is a miscarriage of etiquette and I need a plate.
I AM WONDERING WHEN SHE TURNED INTO MY MOTHER.
Fine. She& #39;s been making brownies (Yay!) and I& #39;ve been eating them out of the pan with a fork. She seems to think this is a miscarriage of etiquette and I need a plate.
I AM WONDERING WHEN SHE TURNED INTO MY MOTHER.
...incidentally if my mother were still alive she& #39;d laugh her ass off and slip the kid a $5 bill.
