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"Excuse me, you're the one that taught me not to let adults get away with shit, you're not immune to jack."
My loving child. Your quote for the day.
She says you need context. I say I can eat brownies out of the pan with a fork if I want to.
My loving child. Your quote for the day.
She says you need context. I say I can eat brownies out of the pan with a fork if I want to.
"THEY NEED CONTEXT YOU ASS."
Fine. She's been making brownies (Yay!) and I've been eating them out of the pan with a fork. She seems to think this is a miscarriage of etiquette and I need a plate.
I AM WONDERING WHEN SHE TURNED INTO MY MOTHER.
Fine. She's been making brownies (Yay!) and I've been eating them out of the pan with a fork. She seems to think this is a miscarriage of etiquette and I need a plate.
I AM WONDERING WHEN SHE TURNED INTO MY MOTHER.
...incidentally if my mother were still alive she'd laugh her ass off and slip the kid a $5 bill.
