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using this tweet as the start of a thread where i subtweet ppl ive wanted 2 in the past but couldnt bc they were still in my life but now they arent so WE BALL.
*ahem*
remember when we agreed 2 b roomies so i was like ‘fucc yeah full send move across the country’ but then u bailed on me 2 live w ur gf who is terrible 4 u and now its been a yr and suddenly u need a roomie again
L O L can u spell fair weather friend?
L O L can u spell fair weather friend?
u think i dont notice how u only hmu when im *noticeably* doing well on social media but nvr when im v clearly having a hard time??? das why u got bloccD homie
how r u gonna spend a month telling me u want to meet me and be my bf and then get back 2gether w ur bottle blond ex- and still want 2 be friends, is crack that u smoke??
remember when we were otw 2 sound check in minneapolis and u shit talked ur friends suicide attempt the entire walk there 2 ur whole management team- cuz i do, i def shouldveeft ur ass on the sidewalk
its fukn CRAZY 2 me how u simultaneously tell me im “one of your closest friends” while also acknowledging tht ur other friend told me 2 kms and continuing 2 be friends w them, fuck u
idek why i fucked u, u did not smell good. thats all.
lol tht time i called u out on the tl 4 being a fuccboi and u got so butthurt u made fake texts and told everyone i threatened u- despite my friends and i disproving it all- hows the subsidia label? didnt kno “bat shit crazy” was a qualification but karma do what it do eventually
this isnt rlly a subtweet bc its def at one of ghastly ex gf’s- i saw ur tweet&i wasnt making constant tweets abt “ur ex bf” (ones he liked btw lmaooo) i was making them abt -a dj i stanned who u happened 2 have dated- pls get over urself bbgrl u aint special 4 gettin dicc 
thank u, 4 using me as ur bicurious experiment i actually had feelz and girls like u kinda fukn SUCK lmao
