Who wants a live tweet thread of me h*gh? This is legal. I might already be a lil high.

I forgot how to count. I was like “what comes after 39?”

My roommate had edibles too and I went into the room and said “are u feeling it now mr. Krabs? I am infact feeling it…now”

Anyone with SPD and take CBD/THC notice that their sensory pain goes away or lessens? And even my gender dysphoria goes away?

I just said (I’m reference to my guinea pigs) “awww look at them living their little life.”

Me: “It’s like stabbing my bones.”
Roommate: your BONES?
Me: “oh no I meant I felt like my bones are stabbing my insides.”

I just picked up my hot pocket and slapped it on my face to feel the temperature

I just went on a rant about frog beards. Why does this frog have a beard? Is he truly a frog? Or a mutant?

Idk how @signingmango made a tweet thread while high and typed like whole tweets. Not just short tweets.

Someone blow my mind with a fact I’d like while high

Me: those motherfuckers just do canniblizing (in reference to chimps)

Me: “it’s a banana”

Me to my roommate: you disappeared for a minute

I fell asleep.

Now that it’s wearing off I am in fact feeling the vaccine side effects now. Dang. Get high after ur vaccine. It helps numb the pain.