I talk a lot of shit about loving living in an old house for someone who lives in active fear of bees and wasps making their way into my room due to there being many means of egress for little bugs throughout the house
this fear is justified because there is a bee in my room right now and also one time wasps made a nest in my bedroom! I hate summer!!!!!!!!!!!
My most insane belief is that if I kill a bee or wasp it will alert every other bee/wasp on the planet to my crimes and they will swarm me and I will die
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