good tbh https://twitter.com/UPROXX/status/1387130686495248384

I haven't even seen Paddington 2, I just think Citizen Kane is a kinda crappy movie with beautiful shots lol

This is part of why I'll never consider myself a cinephile. I don't get to be in the club with opinions like these.

Also too many big important artsy movies I've heard have their premises explained to me and I just don't give a shit lol

Oh, a movie from the perspective of a man suffering from dementia? I'm sure it's great but I will not partake

The classic german film about the guy playing board games with death is probably a classic for a reason but I'm good, I already saw it in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

I tried to watch The Godfather as a teenager and it was so boring and no I am not going to try again as an adult, sorry

Tbh I'm just fishing to see if anybody will get mad at me about my bad film takes

Oh also I've never seen Apocalypse Now OR Heart of Darkness and I will not be correcting this

But I have seen all three of Jackie Chan's original Police Story films, so I'm good