we're watching all 3 cap movies, jump in kids!

god right the tesseract used to me a thing

remember when the tesseract used to be the mcu's biggest problem?

considering this came out in 2011 the cgi on tiny steve is actually good

steve rogers has zero survival instincts and indeed, takes all the stupid with him

not the garbage bin lid as a shield- yall ain't subtle

ah yes one of the few reasons i put up withe mcu has arrived

i am barking respectfully, sergeant barnes

steve trying so hard to adapt to thee 40s while bucky is excited for the future and wanting to live ahead- oh god it's already starting

I FORGOT JENNA COLEMAN IS IN THIS HOLD UP-

and now we start a saga i like to call: steve rogers does not know how to interact with women

call his ass out

get me out of here immediately this was a mistake

"stanley tucci was drawn to the role because he had the opportunity to do a geerman accent" cool! i wish he didn't!

now i know why i've only seen this movie once, the fake german accents have scarred me

miss agent carter, the sole brain cell holder in the 40s

i need stanley tucci to stop talking immediately, that fake german accent is hurting my ears

"he's still skinny" and he's an idiot, your point?

THIS DUDE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FROM AUGSBURG? I'M GONNA FUCKING CRY

whoever casted stanley tucci i hope you pay for your crimes

i'm convinced these people have never heard a native german speaker talk

"i'm waiting for the right partner" i see that choice of words

why did i never notice that the goddamn red dragon from hannibal is in this movie

peggy just oggling newly formed himbo steve is understandable

i know this is supposed to be sad but i'm just glad i don't have to listen to his horrendous fake accent anymore

they could just have casted actual german speakers and let them, you know, speak german

i realise this makes me sound like steve rogers but i want him back https://twitter.com/NIC0GIDEON/status/1387135205757145092?s=20

ah yes the star-spangled man with a plan

this is the part where we get bucky back! part 1

"if you have something to say now is the perfeect time to keep it to yourself" i need to remember that one

the howling commando! i liked those dudes