For @mynamesnotgordy

Ford Didn’t Start the Virus

Covid’s real, it’s not fake
Go enjoy your March Break
Just kidding rush back home
Or you will be on your own

True lockdown, school’s online
Trudeau’s in charge we’ll all be fine
Soldiers in the LTC , Doug delivers PPE

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Champions, frontline,
Cases in a slow decline
On Easter churches closed as well
Nobody went to hell

Toilet paper, Lysol
Grocery store’s a free for all
Need flour, baking bread
There’s asymptomatic spread

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Ford didn’t start the virus
But he keeps on lying, Ontario is dying
He’s actually trying to kill us
Fed $ to prevent it, but Ford hasn’t spent it

/3

Kwan’s stats, Twitter feed,
Imgrund as well, it meets a need
case numbers every day
How many dead? Christine won’t say

Mask shortage, frontline
Dougie says we’ll all be fine
Pandemic stockpile did expire
Delusional Covid deniers

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Mask mandate Doug won’t touch
Leads to a clusterf$ck
Getting one at this stage
Depends on your MOH

Cheesecake video,
Dougs loves his promos
Sees his whole family Mother’s Day
What else do I have to say?

/5 to be continued....

Chorus

Ford didn’t start the virus
But he keeps on lying, Ontario is dying
He’s actually trying to kill us
Fed $ to prevent it, but Ford hasn’t spent it

Cases down, open up
We all need a hair cut
Schools over, get outside
Here’s a shocker Lecce lied

/6

Grab a Timmies, have a chip
Open clubs to watch them strip
Covid’s airborne, don’t inhale
Dougie’s on the campaign trail

Open clubs, folks want to dance
Stevie’s got some tight pants
Sick Kids has a safe school plan
No masks at your wedding Stan

/7

Don’t question Ford, the audacity
Please lab capacity
Stop campaigning, do some work
Brian Lilley is a jerk

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Ford didn’t start the virus
But he keeps on lying, Ontario is dying
He’s actually trying to kill us
Fed $ to prevent it, but Ford hasn’t spent it

/8 ....

Schools are open, who do we trust
Those many layers aren’t robust
Crappy masks, bad ventilation
All thanks to @fordnation

Video - Doc Fog and Steve
Neither one I do believe
Crowded classes, poor PPE
All thanks to selfie Steve Lecce

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No rapid tests, no paid sick days
Here comes the second wave
Are we forgetting an important thing
Maybe it’s the Iron Ring

Instead of helping LTC,
Shield homes from liability
Our poor seniors, sitting ducks
Fullerton won’t give 2 fu$ks

/10

Chorus

Ford didn’t start the virus
But he keeps on lying, Ontario is dying
He’s actually trying to kill us
Fed $ to prevent it, but Ford hasn’t spent it

Fallis, Fisman, Sharkaway
Warner try to save the day
They’re all acting like a hero
Pushing for COVID Zero

/11

Toronto Sun tries to discredit
The rest of us say we don’t get it
Why don’t you ask the MPPs
About shirking their duties

Queens Park back in session
Ford doesn’t like too many questions
May not show up every day
If things do not go his way

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Wave 2 raging, seniors dying
“Call the Red Cross”, people are crying
Merrilee, says blithely, “things are great in LTC!”

Chorus

Ford didn’t start the virus
But he keeps on lying, Ontario is dying
He’s actually trying to kill us
Fed $ to prevent it, but Ford hasn’t spent it

/13

Dr. Viv kicking ass, holding Fullerton to task
Exposing shameful neglect, my god they did not inspect

School cases on the rise, Lecce continues with the lies
“No need to worry, kids won’t get it”
Give us all a little credit

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Comeau jumps in with more stats
Elfstrom gives ventilation facts
Stop the CON lies what the heck
Twitter’s got the fact check

Legislation passing quick
Omnibus dirty tricks
Green belt, MZOs, I wonder who paid for those?

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Ford didn’t start the virus
But he keeps on lying, Ontario is dying
He’s actually trying to kill us
Fed $ to prevent it, but Ford hasn’t spent it

/16

Not so great for conservation, bulldozed by Ford nation
Wetlands so pristine, here comes the 413

Quick we need a new distraction
Ford pretends to take action
He becomes the “Vaccine Tracker”
Ying yang meet my firecracker!

/17

Hillier is now appointed
Vaccine Task Force is anointed
Lots of experience with wealth
But what about public health?

Vaccine arrives in December
So long ago I can’t remember
Dougie’s on the runways
Then they all took holidays

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Chorus

Ford didn’t start the virus
But he keeps on lying, Ontario is dying
He’s actually trying to kill us
Fed $ to prevent it, but Ford hasn’t spent it

Seniors dying every day
No jabs on Xmas/Boxing Day
Does Hillier give 2 fu$ks
For a monthly $20k bucks

/19

Schools closed again, cases plummet
But seniors decimated from it
Where’s the sense of urgency
It’s actually an emergency

Some homes 100% infected
Poor seniors they’re all neglected
PSWs get sick too
We all know what you need to do

/20

Red Cross wil provide assistance
Fullerton puts up resistance
Red Cross makes a report
What if it ends up in court?

Chorus

Ford didn’t start the virus
But he keeps on lying, Ontario is dying
He’s actually trying to kill us
Fed $ to prevent it, but Ford hasn’t spent it

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Almost forgot, the holiday
So many people went away
Headed out for warmer parts
I hear it’s lovely in St Barts

Rod filmed a video, fireside chat, look there’s snow!
Where has everybody gone
Was Yelich in Saskatchewan?

/22

Cases dropping, vaccines here!
Why can’t we go and have a beer?
Donors giving us some lip
Ok boys let’s let her rip

Science table “not so fast, these new mutations spreading fast”
Dougie’s Pearson airport scene
We must shorten quarantine!

/23...

Chorus

Ford didn’t start the virus
But he keeps on lying, Ontario is dying
He’s actually trying to kill us
Fed $ to prevent it, but Ford hasn’t spent it

Schools are reopening
And Brivana is a thing
Vaccine rollout imperfections
Kids are spreading more infections

/24

Science table dire warning
If we open up we’ll all be mourning
Christine’s not worried she’ll ask the feds
To build us more ICU beds

Mockdown, lockdown, colour codes
So many cars are on the roads
This is open this is shut
What happened to outdoor haircuts

/25

Vaccine hunger games,
Province going down in flames
Dougie’s still on the phone
On hold with Sierra Leone

Chorus

Ford didn’t start the virus
But he keeps on lying, Ontario is dying
He’s actually trying to kill us
Fed $ to prevent it, but Ford hasn’t spent it

/26

We need more vaccine supply
Is the comms coordinated cry
Trudeau and friends have sent the vax
Anita Anand’s dealing facts

Hotspot eligibility
Is your MPP PC?
Pop up clinics, lines for days
Still waiting on sick days

/27

All the PCs making a racket
Oh look Dougie’s got a cool jacket
This is all a big distraction
From the govt inaction

Finally most of the press
Believing Dougie less and less
Numbers climbing, healthcare woes
Vaccine Hunters will find you a dose

/28

ICUs are filling fast, our health care workers cannot last
Offers of help from Trudeau
Dougie scoffs and he says no

Chorus

Ford didn’t start the virus
But he keeps on lying, Ontario is dying
He’s actually trying to kill us
Fed $ to prevent it, but Ford hasn’t spent it

/29

Science table recommendation
Ignored by Cabinet & Fordnation
Need further shutdown & paid sick days
Distribute vaccine in better ways

Instead the playgrounds were discarded
& you could be stopped & carded
Public outcry, cops say no
Doug has paid sick days, he’s laying low

/30

Dougie not in QP, he’s on hold with HP
HOW ON EARTH DO I TURN ON THIS LAPTOP MACHINE?
All alone, burner phone,
Are we in the Twilight Zone?

Dougie cries, says they’ll do better
Their sick days program will be better
Than the 20 bills voted down
By every PC MPP

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Chorus

Ford didn’t start the virus
But he keeps on lying, Ontario is dying
He’s actually trying to kill us
Fed $ to prevent it, but Ford hasn’t spent it

Essential workers scared & dying
Paid sick days we are all crying
PCs focused on the border
Get your own house in order

/32

They vote down paid sick days again
They’re working on another plan
They want feds to do their work
Don’t want to end a donor perk

A tragic loss of a young girl
Christine’s response would make you hurl
Still they try to use the spin
Paid sick days from McNaughton?

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Chorus

Ford didn’t start the virus
But he keeps on lying, Ontario is dying
He’s actually trying to kill us
Fed $ to prevent it, but Ford hasn’t spent it

Essential workers still infected, leadership is expected
Military sending aid, Newfoundland’s kindness is displayed

/34

Science table gives you fact
On their advice you must act
Aim for Covid zero as well
Or we won’t escape this endless hell

Time to show some leadership
Don’t listen to the party whip
Time for MPPs to stop hiding
And do what’s best for your riding

/35

Don’t forget we elect you
We cannot wait for June 2022
Millions of doses here in May, what else do I have to say?

Ford didn’t start the virus
But he keeps on lying, Ontario is dying
He’s actually trying to kill us
Fed $ to prevent it, but Ford hasn’t spent it

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Almost forgot Dr Loh
He is a true hero
Protecting Peel with all he’s got, fighting fire in hotspot

Using section 22, powers to protect you
Other MOHs take heed
We also expect you to lead

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