The more I think about the media narrative of the past few weeks the more hilarious it gets

Breaking: David Cameron lobbied government for money!!

Did he get any money?

Err..no, the company went bust.

Oh

Media: bugger! Move to plan B!

Plan B

Breaking: Boris gave tax breaks to James Dyson!

Did he?

...well actually they made sure engineers coming back to help out during a global emergency didn& #39;t fall into a tax trap

Oh.

Media: d& #39;oh! Plan C, guys!!

Plan C

Breaking: Boris said he& #39;d rather see bodies pile high than order a third lockdown!

Oh! When?

...In October.

Wait... 2 lockdowns ago?

Yeah...

Oh.

Media: Arrrgh! Plan D, plan D!

Plan D

Breaking: Boris may not have completed paperwork regarding the refurbishment of his flat on time!

Really, when?

...during the second wave of covid!

Oh...don& #39;t you think he had more important stuff to worry about?

The media: we& #39;re gunna need a Plan E

Can& #39;t wait to tune in next week and find out what plan E is