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The more I think about the media narrative of the past few weeks the more hilarious it gets
Breaking: David Cameron lobbied government for money!!
Did he get any money?
Err..no, the company went bust.
Oh
Media: bugger! Move to plan B!
Breaking: David Cameron lobbied government for money!!
Did he get any money?
Err..no, the company went bust.
Oh
Media: bugger! Move to plan B!
Plan B
Breaking: Boris gave tax breaks to James Dyson!
Did he?
...well actually they made sure engineers coming back to help out during a global emergency didn't fall into a tax trap
Oh.
Media: d'oh! Plan C, guys!!
Breaking: Boris gave tax breaks to James Dyson!
Did he?
...well actually they made sure engineers coming back to help out during a global emergency didn't fall into a tax trap
Oh.
Media: d'oh! Plan C, guys!!
Plan C
Breaking: Boris said he'd rather see bodies pile high than order a third lockdown!
Oh! When?
...In October.
Wait... 2 lockdowns ago?
Yeah...
Oh.
Media: Arrrgh! Plan D, plan D!
Breaking: Boris said he'd rather see bodies pile high than order a third lockdown!
Oh! When?
...In October.
Wait... 2 lockdowns ago?
Yeah...
Oh.
Media: Arrrgh! Plan D, plan D!
Plan D
Breaking: Boris may not have completed paperwork regarding the refurbishment of his flat on time!
Really, when?
...during the second wave of covid!
Oh...don't you think he had more important stuff to worry about?
The media: we're gunna need a Plan E
Breaking: Boris may not have completed paperwork regarding the refurbishment of his flat on time!
Really, when?
...during the second wave of covid!
Oh...don't you think he had more important stuff to worry about?
The media: we're gunna need a Plan E
Can't wait to tune in next week and find out what plan E is
