Let me articulate in one picture why children are overrated

Your move child scum.

Well that escalated.
Nothing to plug.
Get vaccinated

The other child foible replies are making me laugh
Can I add one more -- from last year?

I've just remembered #peppergate
Child 2 helped herself to my salad peppers, ate half of each, and left the box in the fridge because SHE'S A BASTARD!