Ok here we go, The REAL 1942 Margarita story: A thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">

I know I’m bout to get ratio’d but it’s cool, I can take the heat https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="SchĂ€del" aria-label="Emoji: SchĂ€del">
So yesterday I was hungry and decided to take the long drive out to Pappadeaux’s. I always go out to eat by myself, I like my peace https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„°" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> lol
I booked a reservation for 5pm but when I got there they said I still would have to wait 15+ min.
So I’m like “ok cool” and as I was heading back outside to wait, an older gentleman approached me and said “You can sit with us at the bar, we have another seat over there.”
I’m starving and really didn’t wanna wait, so I said “ok, thanks”.
So I sit down and it’s another OG with him, and he’s actually pretty handsome. So I’m like ok this isn’t so bad lol
So ofcourse theyre talking to me, telling me about themselves, what they do etc.
Off the bat, I can tell the older gentlemen, who originally told me to sit with them, was the loud, extroverted, obnoxious type.

So I’m getting super annoyed at first but then I just tried to focus all my attention on the quiet handsome one lol
So I eat my food, had a drink and the loud one paid the tab. And Ofcourse im grateful like “thanks, you didn’t have to do that! I appreciate it”.

However he makes it a point to let me know the other friend is the one who normally covers the tab, and how he’s a good guy etc.
Basically he was really trying to sell me on his friend, which wasn’t even necessary because I was liking his vibes anyway.

So then they ask “what do u wanna do next? Wanna go to the strip club?” I didn’t have any plans for the day so I’m like “sure, but I only like blue flame”
They said it was “too far” and they wanted to go to Strokers but I was like “nah I’m good”.
So then loud mouth calls someone & suggests we go to a hookah lounge called SIVAS.

I had NEVER heard of it before, and never been there. But I like hookah so I’m like “ok that’s fine”.
So we both drive there and as we’re paying for parking, loudy (probably not wanting to feel left out) recruits some young girls in the parking lot.
They both looked young, were around 24-25 and off rip I notice they high AF.
They weren’t my type at all BUT I’m thinking ok this is good, theyll entertain him so I can talk to friend in peace lol
So let me backup, I was NOT there when words were exchanged with the 2 girls.
So I’m not sure what was said, all I know is that we were all sitting together.
So we get to the table and I actually see a friend of mine.

I go over to her and I whisper “im glad you here. I have a witness, cuz ion know these folks! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">”
She’s like “oh I can tell! You look out of place with them” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="SchĂ€del" aria-label="Emoji: SchĂ€del">
Anywho, I go back to the table and we’re all looking at the menu. Loudy says to them “I’ll buy y’all drinks but y’all gotta pay for y’all own food”.

PAUSE.
Eventho I don’t know this man, I’m INSTANTLY embarrassed!
Like wtf??? How you gonna tell these girls to sit with us at a table and then tell them what you NOT gonna pay for?? Ew.

So im like, “don’t worry about it, I got y’all https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">”

Yeah....I know I’m STUPID AF, but I just don’t roll like that.
That just pissed me off because 1. YOU told them to sit with us

2. These are YOUNG girls who prolly came to have a goodtime wit some young niggas (and it was A LOT of fine men there!) So not only are u blocking but also being cheap? No.
So again, they high af. Really didn’t say anything the entire 2 hours we were there but I honestly didn’t blame them https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="SchĂ€del" aria-label="Emoji: SchĂ€del">

The one dude was so loud, obnoxious and never shut up that I felt bad for them lol because I know they thinking “why did we agree to this???”
But the girl who sat next to me, started talking to me after she ate her lamb chops lol and started being more social.

I NEVER heard what drink she ordered but it was in a small glass and didn’t look too fancy and her homegirl was ordering lemon drops.
So I’m like “you want another drink?” And she says “yeah” and orders the same thing from the server. We still talking, she asking me about my job and we really just chillin or whatever.

She orders another one.
I had went upstairs and went to the bathroom so im not sure what was said during that time.

But I come back downstairs and she has her bill and the server has separated it from the others.
So I already told her I was gonna take care of her & I’m a woman of my word, so I pick up the bill & I’m like “$227? oh ok that’s not bad for the BOTH of them”.

Upon further review I realize it’s just HER bill. wtf?? 1942 Margaritas? U KNOW yo young ass dont be ordering that https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unerfreutes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Unerfreutes Gesicht">
So the dudes are in shock. They just kinda sitting there like “what?” In disbelief lol
They girls go upstairs and go to the bathroom.
And the dude I had been talking to was like “you shouldn’t have paid that! He should’ve! He brought them over here!”
And I’m like yes, I get that. But I don’t like women being treated subpar in my presence. That shit was hella foul for him to do.
If he wasn’t tryna pay for shit, then you SHOULDNT ask them sit at a table with you.
Like am I trippin?? That’s dumb af right???
So the funny part is the bill for the other 4 of us in TOTAL was the same as hers lol
The dude I was talking to paid THAT tab. But he was still HOT about her doing that lol
Then to make matters even worse, they just dipped off immediately after https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Loudy asked for a hug goodbye and they looked at him and walked away https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="SchĂ€del" aria-label="Emoji: SchĂ€del">
So my lil friend is still mad & that made it even worse. He’s like they weren’t even polite!
And im like “I hear you but as a woman, I understand BOTH sides”. HE didn’t even pay for shit! what imma be huggin on u for?? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
So it actually wasn’t a “date”.
I just be talkin shit https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
It was just a young girl who was gettin over https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="SchĂ€del" aria-label="Emoji: SchĂ€del">
But I’ve learned my lesson, STAY OUTTA OTHER FOLKS BUSINESS! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
So im not mad, that was all on me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="SchĂ€del" aria-label="Emoji: SchĂ€del">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ł" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
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