I had an ex-boyfriend message me late last night. After normal catching up, he asked if I still thought of him or missed him.

I was honest and said I thought on him from time to time but I didn& #39;t miss him. We dated 15 years ago.

That& #39;s when it got... weird. Real weird.
He then told me that he finds it interesting that I haven& #39;t been married since we broke up. That the hex his twin brother put on me & #39;obviously& #39; worked. That I will never find happiness or love because of said hex.

Mentioned that once per year, he has his twin re-up this hex. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
I then said "My turn to say weird things." and detailed my relationships since him, my every happiness and flourishing moment with my kid.

"So, if this proves anything, it& #39;s that your creepy Hogwarts magic didn& #39;t work, you weirdo. I can& #39;t wait to tell Twitter about this. Lmao."
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