Hey you know what you should try together that you don& #39;t normally have together?

You KNOW what you should try TOGETHER, that you don& #39;t normally HAVE together?

You KNOW what I JUST HAD TOGETHER that you DONT NORMALLY HAVE TOGETHER?

A LEG CRAMP, AND SLEEP PARALYSIS!!

:D :D :D
Oof it& #39;s a bad one, still hurts!

Normally I& #39;m great at leg cramps right, I& #39;ve got a hair trigger, just as it starts I& #39;ll leap out of bed and march back and forth, and that un-knits it before I& #39;ve even woken up enough to feel the pain. Back to bed, sorted.
This time though, I was already dreaming that I was in bed (listening to a Ghostbusters radio series with a really spooky effect for marshmallowman). So when I felt it go, in the dream I& #39;m like "oop, leg cramp coming, get out the way Abby so I can get up"
Then it really set in, but now it& #39;s completely incorporated into the dream, so I don& #39;t wake up, because in the dream I& #39;ve got this terrible leg cramp, and I& #39;m going "Aagh too late, it& #39;s a bad one, Abby, you& #39;ll have to pull me out of bed, I can& #39;t move on my own, aaghh"
Course then I did wake up and I did get up and do the marching, but it never quite fixed it. Ooooph it& #39;s a bad one
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