I want to hire Covid& #39;s PR & marketing department to promote my new album. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">

I& #39;ve never seen anything like this...
Slogan ideas:

"If you don& #39;t listen to & #39;Word of Zuby& #39;, you will kill grandma."

"Wear a Zuby T-shirt, save lives."

"Listen to the Zuby"

"Follow the Zuby"

"Look this person in the eyes, and tell them you listen to Zuby"

We can also relegate other artists to & #39;non-essential& #39;. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ż" title="Explodierender Kopf" aria-label="Emoji: Explodierender Kopf">
Anyone who doesn& #39;t buy my new album & #39;Word of Zuby& #39; is a music-denier, who is clearly selfish and wants people to die...

And the purchase doesn& #39;t count unless you take picture of yourself buying the CD or vinyl. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">

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