I want to hire Covid's PR & marketing department to promote my new album. 
I've never seen anything like this...

I've never seen anything like this...
Slogan ideas:
"If you don't listen to 'Word of Zuby', you will kill grandma."
"Wear a Zuby T-shirt, save lives."
"Listen to the Zuby"
"Follow the Zuby"
"Look this person in the eyes, and tell them you listen to Zuby"
We can also relegate other artists to 'non-essential'.
"If you don't listen to 'Word of Zuby', you will kill grandma."
"Wear a Zuby T-shirt, save lives."
"Listen to the Zuby"
"Follow the Zuby"
"Look this person in the eyes, and tell them you listen to Zuby"
We can also relegate other artists to 'non-essential'.

Anyone who doesn't buy my new album 'Word of Zuby' is a music-denier, who is clearly selfish and wants people to die...
And the purchase doesn't count unless you take picture of yourself buying the CD or vinyl.
Get Zubinated! And tell your friends to!
And the purchase doesn't count unless you take picture of yourself buying the CD or vinyl.

Get Zubinated! And tell your friends to!