Tag yourself as random things mun has said

“If I didn’t love you I’d take this water bottle and shove it up your ass”

“I should be getting paid for being gay and horny”

“Would you still love me if I had a piss pink”
(I said this today when talkin wit my irls )

“If you touch my French fries I bite your finger off dip it in ketchup and eat it like a French fry”

“ew a worm should I eat it”

“Omg haha a real comedian I’m laughing my ass off SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP IT WASNT FUNNY”

“Honestly I’m a immortal god and you all should respect me”

“BITCH CORVETTE CORVETTE AGAIN AND ILL HIT YOU WITH A BUS BUS”

“I’m sorry but you’re the biggest idiot on the planet but dw I’m an idiot too let’s be together and get married in idiot land”

“Self care is important but there’s no way in hell I’m gonna take care of myself”

“Why do I even have a brain it’s not like I actually use it”