So... I listened to the Australian PM's sermon. Fuck me sideways.

Some highlights, because why not:
MORALITY is the issue, but that's not about sexuality, well it is a little bit, but mostly it's about not doing with what god put in your hands what god put in your hearts (which is exactly my sexuality, put it in my hands...)

Kids in Social Media are EVIL if they say mean things about the government because, although he wasn't going to politicize his sermon, he is after all a politician. Censor the kids!

BAD CHRISTIANS are still better than other good people. It's god's law, innit.

He doesn't read the OLD TESTAMENT as much as some people, but there are some good parts in it about stoning wives or something (I may have zoned out at this point)

MISSIONARY work in Papua New Guinea is essential work. Missionary position is his favoured position.