So I’m sitting in the bathroom trying to quietly watch this adorable Tiktok that my cousin sent me about this random cat and I can hear it very softly.
My husband throws open the bathroom door.

“AHHHHHHH, WHY DID YOU BUST IN HERE?” I exclaim.

He looks at me for a moment and asks if I know what I’m doing.

...

...

...I do not.
It turns out my phone was connected to this speaker across the house, at full volume here at 11 pm when people are trying to sleep, and Drew was going room to room to get me to stop playing it over and over https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
I am so embarrassed. This is the Tiktok.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Mehrere Musiknoten" aria-label="Emoji: Mehrere Musiknoten"> Toebeans, Toebeans, TOEBEAAAAAAN https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Mehrere Musiknoten" aria-label="Emoji: Mehrere Musiknoten">
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