My most notable dm requests:

an absolute roller coaster of a thread

Starting strong with boogergate

Finally someone is asking the real questions. I’m pro ranch all day baby.

I think about this one a lot. I have no clue what it means.

And just when you think “Sam these are pretty tame, idk what you’re going on about...” boom.

Started weird, middle showed some promise, absolutely trashed the ending. 0/10 unfortunately, despite the obvious effort.

The conjunction choice here felt remarkable to me.

Oh mortician??? I thought you said electrician...my bad

I don’t doubt that for a second

Tiny dick energy being displayed here!

Henry are you trying to get punched? Because this is a good way to get punched.