Thread on what One Piece characters would do if the internet existed in the One Piece World

Monkey D. Luffy: he’d constantly post stuff either about his crew and friends or accidentally leak stuff that either the other straw hats, allies, or world government wouldn’t want out (1/?)

Shit like casually mentioning Chopper’s actions at Enies Lobby or the events at Impel Down or Thriller Bark. He’s not trying to brag, he just wants to share his thoughts but forgets that this is important info. Either the government censors it or his bounty raises by the billion

He posts but never looks at the replies. However, he made a promise that if they saw Enel on any social media platform they’d just reply to all his posts saying “gomu”

Roronoa Zoro: constantly tags Mihawk even though he never posts. Not actually challenging him, but just reminds Mihawk of his existence

He’d like posts about swords, ignores Tashigi constantly tagging him, and is at a constant Twitter war with Sanji

“Hey @Mihawk look at this cool sword I got that was able to hurt Kaido”

Nami: has the One Piece equivalent of an Onlyfans account

Usopp: posts videos about engineering/gadget making with Franky, but also posts whatever he wants, whether it be about personal stuff or bounty reactions

Luffy constantly barges in mid recording to the point where it’s just a running gag. Has one of the biggest fanbases because of his ingenuity and entertaining video concepts

Sanji: Makes cooking videos, follows every woman in sight, may or may not have developed a porn addiction, and constantly roasts Zoro while Zoro responds with simple, almost childish, but really effective comebacks

Tony Tony Chopper: is one of the few pirates who’s verified. Just posts videos of his crew, desserts Sanji makes, and medicine

With the government realizing Chopper has actual human intelligence, they raise his bounty to 1 million berries

Nico Robin: posts semi-ironic impact font memes that have really gruesome twists. Also a lot of history facts, some morbid thoughts, and videos of her crew (mostly Chopper)

Franky: The One Piece equivalent of a cool Tik Tok dad

Brook: really popular. Posts his albums, music, and music tutorials

During the Sabody arc, he was able to find a public Den Den Mushi to access the web; he logged into his One Piece Myspace account and posted “I lived bitch”, not realizing no one uses that website anymore

There was only one person who liked it and the only person who follows Brook on MySpace besides his long-dead crewmates is Shiki

Jinbe: “inspirational” stuff. It’s good advice but it comes off as pretentious sometimes. Has a bio like: “former warlord. Fishman karate enthusiast. Soldier against prejudice”. Just like the rest, he posts videos of the crew

Sadly he has the least amount of followers due to Fishman prejudice, but the other Strawhats make posts criticizing anyone who makes fun of fish people

Forgot Gifs for Jinbe and Brook so here

Nefetari Vivi: posts about how the world and the people of Alabasta should stay strong and work together

that or videos of Karoo being Karoo and sometimes that weird-ass camel; both are very well received

She tags the Strawhats in her posts sometimes, but never directly compliments or references them as to not create suspicion from the World Government

Also don't ask me where I got this GIF

Karoo: he’s a duck he can’t use a Den Den Mushi. He can’t even tell Vivi what to post since he’s a god damn duck

The world isn't ready for Karoo's hot takes anyway

Mihawk: Stopped posting after he was declared the world’s greatest swordsman. On rare occasions, he likes Zoro’s and Shanks’ posts. He only posted again after the events of the Reverie

Crocodile: stop posting a lot after the Alabasta arc. He occasionally posts and Ivankov follows him and Crocodile doesn’t follow back, but he does see and like their posts

Donquixote Doflamingo: is basically the Jake Paul of One Piece

Bartholomew Kuma: He’s never interacted with anyone. The most presence he has is seeing him the background of other people’s posts

Gecko Moriah: The most unpopular Warlord on the web. Everyone just sees him as old news and just riding off his old accomplishments. After the events of the Paramount war, he lost a lot of his following

However, his moves on Blackbeard have turned some heads back on him

Boa Hancock: So many horny comments on her posts. So many people unironically going "AWOOGA" or barking like street dogs

She blocks almost every man unless they have any sort of connection to Luffy

Buggy the Clown: People have a generally positive opinion of him. If there’s any hate directed at a certain group or individual, he’ll definitely ride that wave

Edward Weevil: His mom runs his account and uses him as a vehicle and spokesperson for her own moral and political ideologies. She’s pretty much a One Piece version of moms who cram politics down their kid's throat

Trafalgar D. Law: posts about stuff he thinks the public should know like when his bounty increases or when his affiliations have shifted. His most popular tweet is something about hating bread

Eustass Kid: gets suspended a lot due to posting a lot of graphic or NSFW images, but always makes alt accounts. Always tags and challenges the Yonko, warlords, or any potential rival in his posts

Killer: basically the PR team of the Kidd Pirates

Capone Bege: posts a lot of pictures about his family

Basil Hawkins: doesn’t follow anybody, but makes public lists categorizing world figures and their chances of dying, including the Worst generation, Shicibukai, Yonko, Admirals, etc

X-Drake: makes a lot of posts to convince the public he is a pirate

Jewelry Bonney: follows Sanji and the Baratie and likes all their posts

Scratchman Apoo: constantly tries to challenge Brook to a rap battle but never gets a response. People think he’s a pussy for betraying Kidd. As a result, this has perpetuated a lot of negative stereotypes about the Longarm Tribe. In response, he’s offensive to everybody

Urouge: has the lowest following of the Worst Generation. All he posts is Christian stuff and likes pics with Kuma as he’s seen carrying a bible

had a huge spike in followers when he posted a selfie with him and Kaido jumping off a Sky Island with the text “me and my bestie”

Monkey D. Garp: a lot of the stuff he posts tend to be subtle or explicit jabs at the World Government, especially Akainu

Akainu/Sakazuki: All his posts read like a Donald Trump tweet, except slightly angrier and more verbose

Kizaru/Barsalino: he never posts anything serious. His pinned post is a photo of him and Jango with the caption “my friend”

Magellan: He doesn’t realize it, but Hannybal posts how long it takes for him to finish shitting by the millisecond. His longest record is 12 hours

Big News Morgans: The most popular man on the One Piece web period

Shanks: Just likes anything about Luffy and sometimes Usopp

Big Mom: problematic old woman politician type

Kaido: Videos of torturing his prisoners, drunk confessions, he always says he’s gonna commit suicide but since his attempts always fail people always assume he’s baiting

Whitebeard: This is his pinned post

Blackbeard: Literally everything cancelable. racist, homophobic, etc. He doesn't even believe in what he's saying, he's just doing it to stir the pot

Sabo: has been following Luffy ever since the Marineford war, but Luffy never checked his replies or messages

Dragon: His pinned tweet is him with a bloodied celestial dragon

Ivankov: constantly tags Sanji and Crocodile in their posts just to fuck with them

Koala: After Kuma left, she became the Revolutionary’s PR rep

Arlong: So much racism