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episode 1:
girl idk what’s going on but alright
alina is very pretty
not “rice eater” uh....
mal is cute, okay? he is.
oh he won his fight? good that’s sexy
stop. alina and mal are cute.
that doesn’t mean anything i’m a multishipper bc my mind amazes so i might ship both malina and darklina that’s more likely than me shipping one.
what goes on with their accents lol
is this jesper? he’s so cool.
ok who is this scary looking dude that i find weirdly attractive?
i like his style... what’s his name?
KAZ! that’s it.
inej!!!! oh yes. i heard she was a bad bitch! i like her already
i said alina was pretty and she is, but inej???? yes....
had to pause to get my food but we back
ooh kaz and inej? hold on...
zoya??? she fine too. bad bitches only in this show?
this mal and alina scene is cute. y’all mfs gone kiss?
kaz, jesper, inej are a sexy trio
also kaz and jesper can both get it tbh
general kirigan? 
what kinda victorian steampunk aesthetic does this show have going on?
pekka? well finally someone that isn’t attractive
general kirigan? that’s the darkling?
what are you doing, alina?
aw mal wants to protect her 
a black woman!!!! she pretty
nadia? i’m having to look up the names of everyone
i kinda like that instead of having a white brunette female protagonist like usual, she’s actually a woman of color.
girl wtf going on????
oh nah what are those creatures
yeah i bet you wished you didn’t burn them maps now, alina! this that scurry shit
she saved mal awwwww
not in the middle of that cute moment
now what just happened to alina
alexei? so this is two weeks ahead?
so alina did that... her power.
he just shot him...
just finished episode 1 and i’m into it...
baby malina
i like how kaz dresses
mmmm. they brought her to the general.
OH NO HES HOT 
this mf got a long neck tho hold on SJSHDJDJDJ
his tone is so condescending helpppppppppp
no but he is sexy i can’t lie
[dramatic music playing] SJSJSJSJSJ
well that was an interesting scene
whew the way he just killed that man and then slowly came into view... it did something for me.
“well that’s evil” i love jesper lol
no because why is this man so fine? i can’t even focus.
no. the darkling is excessively sexy.
“you are not alone” wait i heard SUMN
maybe darklina is saying something because i sure heard it...
kaz is so sexy too byeeeeee
kaz can get it any kinda way he wants
“am i a prisoner?” “all of ravka is until—“ lmao i hate him just answer the question 
aww mal and alina being sad without each other. well i hope alina gets her some sexy villain dick soon so she won’t be too sad!!!!
chile not that microagression????
i like genya!
who are these viking looking mfs???
this weirdly specific scenario about my hypothetical affair with the darkling, which i sent to sam, belongs in this thread
