So after a long break from the disaster that was the last Tinder experience I came back and better than ever. Made a new topster because I think that the last one was a bit weak and I added it to my profile
So my first match was pretty bad. She didn’t like my cool Kanye pickup line so I told her to get cultured and stream Earl and after that she unmatched
The next one was better. She said the pickup line was good but and said hi to me but after I finished the pickup line she blocked me for some reason. (It was probably because I accidentally put DAMN. over GKMC in the topster)
That was just mean
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht"> like come on it was a copypasta
Ok so you might’ve seen that I’ve been more successful than last time so before showing you the peak, here’s some bangers left on read:
Ok here it is ik it’s hard to believe but look at it. (Keeping it anonymous, she sent me her addy and I went over)
THAT WAS IT!!!!! YA BOI MR AVERAGE HHT USER WASNT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!!!! HAHAHAHHA LOOSERS LMAO GET LAID BYE SUCKAZZZ IM LEAVING BAHAHHAHHAH NO MORE HHT
So that’s the story the average hht user lost his virginity and left hht. Let’s wish him Godspeed and may his journey be a great and long one.
Cya
Cya