Average hht user Tinder experience The Sequel (a thread)

So after a long break from the disaster that was the last Tinder experience I came back and better than ever. Made a new topster because I think that the last one was a bit weak and I added it to my profile

So my first match was pretty bad. She didn’t like my cool Kanye pickup line so I told her to get cultured and stream Earl and after that she unmatched

The next one was better. She said the pickup line was good but and said hi to me but after I finished the pickup line she blocked me for some reason. (It was probably because I accidentally put DAMN. over GKMC in the topster)

Next one was ok ig but she called me a sad virgin after that and blocked me

So the next one was really successful but I got scared so I texted W and unmatched

Same with this one

Ok this was just disrespectful to Kodak Black. How do you not know????

Ig she didn’t like that one

Maybe hht pickup lines weren’t good enough, so I tried something from mt

Why did she cringe???

I guess that was a little too much

Tf was up with that reaction?!

Not much was working so I decided to get some information. I think she was gaslighting me tbh

Another kinda successful one followed by me not knowing what to do and leaving them on read

That was just mean like come on it was a copypasta

Ok so you might’ve seen that I’ve been more successful than last time so before showing you the peak, here’s some bangers left on read:

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Ok here it is ik it’s hard to believe but look at it. (Keeping it anonymous, she sent me her addy and I went over)

THAT WAS IT!!!!! YA BOI MR AVERAGE HHT USER WASNT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!!!! HAHAHAHHA LOOSERS LMAO GET LAID BYE SUCKAZZZ IM LEAVING BAHAHHAHHAH NO MORE HHT

So that’s the story the average hht user lost his virginity and left hht. Let’s wish him Godspeed and may his journey be a great and long one.

Cya