She is my queen
Told her so
She doesn’t mind
Why should you
Go ahead. Click on my profile. Check me out.
Go ahead. Challenge the brow
Were I you, I wouldn’t mess with her
Back away slowly, avoiding eye contact. As long as you don’t look directly into her eyes, you have a seventy percent chance of survival. If you’re a woman, fifty percent.
If you take this thread seriously, I don’t know how to help you, other than to reiterate: Do not look directly into her eyes.
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