look, my excitement for festival lineups packed w dude bands peaked at warped & #39;99

that said, in the midst of this most dire of ontarian springs, sludged into an excruciatingly slow vax rollout, I& #39;m lookin at today& #39;s announcement & thinking: punk rock bowling can get it

like, heck, at this point I& #39;ll settle for a 5-band bill of high school skate punk bands covering Linoleum for 9 hours, I don& #39;t even care

just put loud guitars in my ear PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD

this thread brought to you by the nine packs of ernie ball power slinkys sitting in my guitar drawer asking me "what the heck is going ON, buddy"

okay I take back the thing about Linoleum for 9 hours, I was in a dark place