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1)
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Corpse: Shit.
Toast: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Sykkuno: OH MY GOD RAE FELL OFF!!!
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Corpse: Shit.
Toast: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Sykkuno: OH MY GOD RAE FELL OFF!!!
2)
*Corpse is cooking*
Sykkuno: Any chance that’s for me?
Corpse: It’s for Rae. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.
Toast: ...I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
*Corpse is cooking*
Sykkuno: Any chance that’s for me?
Corpse: It’s for Rae. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.
Toast: ...I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
3)
Sykkuno: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Rae: That& #39;s the most hopeful thing I& #39;ve ever heard.
Corpse: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Toast: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Sykkuno: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Rae: That& #39;s the most hopeful thing I& #39;ve ever heard.
Corpse: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Toast: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
4)
(it didnt fit in the word count but this was way too good to miss)
(it didnt fit in the word count but this was way too good to miss)
5)
Toast, about Sykkuno: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Corpse: Are we stealing them?
Rae: New or used?
Toast: Wonderful responses, both of you.
Toast, about Sykkuno: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Corpse: Are we stealing them?
Rae: New or used?
Toast: Wonderful responses, both of you.
6)
Sykkuno: Why is Corpse so sad?
Rae: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes.
Sykkuno: And...?
Rae: He got Toast.
Sykkuno: Why is Corpse so sad?
Rae: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes.
Sykkuno: And...?
Rae: He got Toast.
7)
Corpse: *Screams*
Rae: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Sykkuno: Should we do something?!
Toast, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
Corpse: *Screams*
Rae: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Sykkuno: Should we do something?!
Toast, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
8)
Toast: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Corpse: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Sykkuno: I personally was created in a lab.
Rae: I just straight up spawned lol.
Toast: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Corpse: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Sykkuno: I personally was created in a lab.
Rae: I just straight up spawned lol.
*Rae, Toast, and Corpse are sitting on a bench*
Sykkuno: Why do you guys look so sad?
Rae: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Sykkuno sits down*
Toast: The bench is freshly painted.
Sykkuno: Why do you guys look so sad?
Rae: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Sykkuno sits down*
Toast: The bench is freshly painted.
Toast: Why are Corpse and Sykkuno sitting with their backs to each other?
Rae: They had a fight.
Toast: Then why are they holding hands?
Rae: They get sad when they fight.
(/p not /r :])
Rae: They had a fight.
Toast: Then why are they holding hands?
Rae: They get sad when they fight.
(/p not /r :])
Toast: Why is Rae on top of the counter?
Corpse: She likes to feel tall.
(credit to @oxHELLCATxo !! :D)
Corpse: She likes to feel tall.
(credit to @oxHELLCATxo !! :D)
Corpse: I failed the safety course today.
Rae: Why? What happened?
Corpse: Well, one of the questions was “In case of a fire what steps would you take?”
Rae: And?
Corpse: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.
Rae: Why? What happened?
Corpse: Well, one of the questions was “In case of a fire what steps would you take?”
Rae: And?
Corpse: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.
Rae: *gently taps table*
Sykkuno: *taps back*
Corpse: what are they doing?
Toast: morse code.
Rae: *aggressively taps table*
Sykkuno: *slams hands down* yOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Sykkuno: *taps back*
Corpse: what are they doing?
Toast: morse code.
Rae: *aggressively taps table*
Sykkuno: *slams hands down* yOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Toast: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Sykkuno: Plane tickets?
Rae: Concert tickets?
Corpse: Prostitution?
Toast, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
Sykkuno: Plane tickets?
Rae: Concert tickets?
Corpse: Prostitution?
Toast, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
Toast: Why is Corpse laying on the floor?
Rae: He said he was bored so I gave him a children& #39;s & #39;find the difference& #39; book.
Toast: ...And?
Corpse: I CAN& #39;T FIND THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE *sobs intensify*
(this one& #39;s bad cause i made it :& #39;>)
Rae: He said he was bored so I gave him a children& #39;s & #39;find the difference& #39; book.
Toast: ...And?
Corpse: I CAN& #39;T FIND THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE *sobs intensify*
(this one& #39;s bad cause i made it :& #39;>)
Rae, snickering: Hey Sykkuno, can you ask Toast if he wants some WAP? It& #39;s a...a type of soda!
Sykkuno, walking over to Toast: Sure!
Corpse: Wait, wait dONT-
Sykkuno, smiling: Hey Toast! Do you want some WAP?
Corpse: FUUUCK.
(made by me too funny how i hate the ones made by me)
Sykkuno, walking over to Toast: Sure!
Corpse: Wait, wait dONT-
Sykkuno, smiling: Hey Toast! Do you want some WAP?
Corpse: FUUUCK.
(made by me too funny how i hate the ones made by me)
Rae: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Corpse: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Rae: I’m leaving you and I’M TAKING SYKKUNO WITH ME
Toast, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Corpse: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Rae: I’m leaving you and I’M TAKING SYKKUNO WITH ME
Toast, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Toast: Can I be frank with you guys?
Rae: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Sykkuno: Can I still be Sykkuno?
Corpse: Shh, let Frank speak.
Rae: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Sykkuno: Can I still be Sykkuno?
Corpse: Shh, let Frank speak.
Toast: Wake me up…
Sykkuno: Before you go go!
Rae: When September ends…
Corpse: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
Sykkuno: Before you go go!
Rae: When September ends…
Corpse: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
Rae, banging on the door: SYKKUNO! OPEN UP!
Sykkuno: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Toast: No, they meant-
Corpse: Let him finish.
Sykkuno: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Toast: No, they meant-
Corpse: Let him finish.
Rae: Listen, I can explain...
Toast: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Corpse: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
Sykkuno: You guys are getting paid?
Toast: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Corpse: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
Sykkuno: You guys are getting paid?
Toast: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Rae: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Sykkuno: I got distracted about halfway through.
Corpse: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Rae: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Sykkuno: I got distracted about halfway through.
Corpse: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Toast: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Corpse: Is it me, Toast?
Toast: No, it’s not you.
Sykkuno: Is it me, Toast?
Toast: It’s not you either.
Rae: Is it me, Toast?
Toast:
Toast, mockingly: Is IT mE tOAsT?
Corpse: Is it me, Toast?
Toast: No, it’s not you.
Sykkuno: Is it me, Toast?
Toast: It’s not you either.
Rae: Is it me, Toast?
Toast:
Toast, mockingly: Is IT mE tOAsT?
