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The president of a lawyer recruiting firm accidentally emailed me ABOUT me 
The word diversity 
I am diversity. By myself. Me.
He replied back and asked me to delete it.
I cannot sue for this, yāall.
The gall.
All of the 
who swear being 
gets you so much extra opportunity, please see this tweet.
who swear being gets you so much extra opportunity, please see this tweet.
Hi. My name is Gummi. I was an avid tweeter in 2009. I was one of the first ever to hit 100k tweets, but then I left Twitter for 10 years. I share my thoughts at least 30x more than the average person. I am 5ā3ā and I am a lawyer and a cult leader.
Oh. About the cult thing. My cult is called C.U.L.T., which stands for Cooperating Under Loving Tenets. We focus on just being kind, loving, and gracious to each other and everyone outside of CULT, as much as possible. You join by following me. So. Sorry and thanks. 
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To everyone saying I need to sue, why donāt you show me the tutorial?
Correct. Which is why Iām thankful for all the free legal advice Iām getting from people in other fields.
(Iām really sorry. That response was unkind. I think your comment hurt my feelings, and I lashed out with sarcasm. Yes, I know how to sue. I also know when to sue.) https://twitter.com/blakespooni69/status/1386866126597066758
(Iām really sorry. That response was unkind. I think your comment hurt my feelings, and I lashed out with sarcasm. Yes, I know how to sue. I also know when to sue.) https://twitter.com/blakespooni69/status/1386866126597066758
And I realize that many people will leave the thread still thinking Iām lucky. Due to confirmation bias. And they wonāt give opportunities to diversities like me. But they were already less likely to see us as equals so ...it is what it is. 
https://twitter.com/thisaintevenme/status/1386909453996503041
https://twitter.com/thisaintevenme/status/1386909453996503041
If you know me, you know the disorganization of this thread is killing me softly. I am so sorry. I donāt know how it got this choppy. Please charge it to my head and not my heart. 
I really want people to get this part. Firms have incentive to interview an actual percentage of diversities. They can get a special certification if they do. Marketing. I donāt assume othersā intent. I just want you to have that context. https://twitter.com/REDWAGN/status/1386835610208456708
I was not given the jobs.
I did not interview for them.
I was not looking for a job.
This recruiter approached me, as recruiters do every single day.
I did not post this pic for you congratulations or praise. I did it for the laughs. Because thatās who I am.
Thank you. https://twitter.com/CntrvaslDev/status/1386988197117366272
I did not interview for them.
I was not looking for a job.
This recruiter approached me, as recruiters do every single day.
I did not post this pic for you congratulations or praise. I did it for the laughs. Because thatās who I am.
Thank you. https://twitter.com/CntrvaslDev/status/1386988197117366272
āToo seniorā would be an 8th year associate when a firm asks for a 2-4th year, for example.
Iāve been in the legal field since 2011. But thanks. https://twitter.com/nintendocouple/status/1386913623520407555
C.U.L.T., friends, we donāt insult people based on our assessment of their intelligence/literacy skills. We donāt insult people at all, really. We address their comments and offer our perspectives to increase understanding. Everyoneās beliefs came from somewhere. Try to be kind
Hopefully, he sees this post and sends me a gift basket for redacting his name and company. Not edible tho. I wonāt trust it.
Diversity queens. https://twitter.com/GummiPie/status/1386825166844579842
This is exactly what I said to my mom when I got it. I feel like a cow. https://twitter.com/Maplemami/status/1387039793054420994
Thank you all for being here. I love people so much!!! If you plan to speak to me on a regular basis, please let me know your preferred name(s) and emoji heart color(s). And any other pertinent info. I keep a file. No Iām not joking. 
Even if my ātribeā (????) had not been enslaved and made to suffer for centuries in this country, and they did indeed ācause thisā, I could complain about anything I wanted. Also, what complaint have I really made? That I hate sloppiness?
https://twitter.com/oldvillagesage/status/1387053376182030338?s=21
https://twitter.com/oldvillagesage/status/1387053376182030338?s=21
To everyone saying expose the name of the person: how do you know he is not a killer? What will you say at my funeral now that youāve killed me?
Read the quote tweets then. It was unreasonable for you to expect me to tailor my own post to your preference before I even met you. It was unkind to actually comment. I truly am sorry I was unable to please you though. Many enjoyed the thread.
https://twitter.com/b3arodactyl/status/1387041945717858316?s=21
https://twitter.com/b3arodactyl/status/1387041945717858316?s=21
Someone from a legal newspaper figured out who I am, and called me at my job. I am SHOOK. I guess I have to explain this to my husband. I blew it.
I do not want this to be a story Justin. I am begging you. I do not want me or my employer identified. I do not want want to have to talk about this at work. Iām innocent. https://twitter.com/jstnhenry87/status/1387051443127865354
I donāt want this story posted. I definitely donāt want to be identified in any article. I donāt want you to post where I work either. Please. @thelegalintel @jstnhenry87
WAIT.
Why am I so scared?
This happened TO ME.
I clearly stated I do not want to be in any articles. I told him I was āafraid and taken abackā that he tracked me down.
Why am I so scared?
This happened TO ME.
I clearly stated I do not want to be in any articles. I told him I was āafraid and taken abackā that he tracked me down.
My husband is calling Gloria Allred.
The reporter said they wanted my side of the story. Which means they got someone elseās side??
