cw // JSchlatt mention

my mom guessing stuff about the dream smp members: a thread
- his name is carrot
- 26 years old
- philosopher
- his name is george (👀)
- 28 years old
- actor
- “i’m afraid of him”
- his name is rupert
- 22 years old
- mathematician
- his name is juliet (??)
- 19 years old
- hairdresser
- his name is paul (cuz he looks like my dad)
- 20 years old
- flies planes
- “guy that met wilbur” (she thought it was george)
- his name is Ranboo (😬)
- 17 years old
- jewelry designer
- (about being an adult) “that’s surprising”
- (immediately) “you look strange, wilbur.”
- his name is wilbur
- 26 years old
- office boy
- “the actual guy that met wilbur”
- his name is joseph
- 17 years old
- priest in training
- “he’s 24?! jesus, he uses a good face cream.”
- his name is raĂșl
- 30 years old
- uber driver
- his name is maggoo
- 17 years old
- “oh wait that’s raMboo”
- he’s a hero (đŸ„ș)
- his name is arnold
- 19 years old
- DJ
- “oh that’s the small one.”
- his name is georgie
- 17 years old
- (wilbur’s) psychiatrist
- her name is marigold
- 18 years old
- skater
- his name is mr. gif
- (“oh god” *zooms in on his arm*) 25 years old
- farmer
- “again???” “mom, that’s not wilbur” “oh”
- his name is burwil
- 19 years old
- contract killer
- his name is tony
- 17 years old
- football commentator
end of thread. this was very fun :>
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