Playing Nier: Replicant and MAN does this kid just whip open doors.

So far goats have been the thing kicking my ass?

Bud, your sister is a sickly 12 y/o there is no way she got here on her own.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A ONE LEGGED CHICKEN okay the book is my favourite character.

The sexy lady just kicked me in the face and I think that's hot.

I'm REALLY missing Automata's vending machine fast travel system rn.

Realizing that Replicant and Automata take place in the same locations is fucking me up.

WHY DOES KAINE NARUTO RUN, NO, WHO APPROVED THIS, ABSOLUTELY NOT

And on that note, why is she in her underwear.

Okay the desert prince is really sweet. And Weiss is STILL the best character.

So are these gonna let me fast travel soon or am I just gonna suffer?

Hey, what the FUCK is with these dreams.

I thought I wanted to cosplay the MC but actually I wanna be Emil

This game does not thrive on feel good moments and that's why I like it.

I didn't get my sister a pumpkin on time so now I can't 100% the quest list even tho I'm not at part 2 year and I'm MAD

Oh my god no, my wife taught our son swear words?!

Holy HELL we just went from sweet baby Nier to DADDY and now I'm CONFLICTED.

Okay but Emil getting encouraging, supportive, loving pep talks from both Kaine and Nier.... Was no one gonna tell me this was a found family game or was I just gonna find out myself.

Nice, I'm crying.

The SHADOWLORD. What kind of emo 12 year old antagonist- who let this fly.

My man sounds *so tired* when he accepts quests now, what happened to the joyful youth who meddled in everyone's business oh wait

At this point "hussy" is a term of endearment and u can't convince me otherwise

The book being afraid of ghosts is my favourite personality trait of his.

Also why the FUCK are so many of these quests so dark and upsetting.

THIS GAME REALLY HAS NO FEEL GOOD MOMENTS

Cool cool cool. Love how we were the bad guys all along.

Oh Jesus Christ, now I'm upset about the gestalts having feelings and stories and families yay.

I am actually just a scourge upon this world LMAO

Everytime I kill a shade for the plot I cry.

Wilding over the implications in lore that even if Weiss and Noir had fused, the original bug in the project and the agency developed by both sides would have thwarted the success of Gestalt regardless.

I just wanna TALK. WHO decided that Replicants were the superior half?? I just wanna know.

K the world I live in revolves around Emil finding Nier, Kaine, and Yonah again and living out the rest of their days with them.