Thread by @fabrickind, Aliexpress corset crimes: a thread *Subway voice*FiveFive dollarFive dollar corset~ None of [...]

Aliexpress corset crimes: a thread

*Subway voice*
Five
Five dollar
Five dollar corset~

None of them appear to actually be $5 but that listing does have this amazing One Piece tier shoop

As you may guess, every corset for sale that shows the back is laced like this at best

Oh no the way this fits

Okay this is actually cute but I bet it's garbage irl

Ah okay looking at review photos it's made of knit and fits more like a bra

Makes more sense with the $8 price tag

Oh no the way this knit and boning monstrosity is bunching near the bottom

I can feel the cheap plastic boning from here

Oh this one looks so bad from the front, let;s see the bac--- oh no.

This is A. a tube and B. not the same garment that they're showing

This one has a waist tape and seems to have a curvy cut? Wow

*looks closer and at the worn images*
Ah, nope, it's a photoshopped tube

This ill-fitting tube is on the same listing

That looks like the corset is bigger than her natural waist

I have no words.

You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about

Okay the better example photo still has a few issues but it at least looks like a functional garment and not...entirely a different cut and material in the real photo

idk if this is a corset crime or not but it's sure as hell a graphic design crime

What is this, a corset for ants?

Lumpy

And these are the good customer photos that they chose to add to their listing

Lumpy? Check!
Incorrect lacing? Check!

I'm also imagining wearing this and I don't think my torso is long enough to fit this entire corset. Only tall people with long torsos need apply.

I'm sure this style would work if it fit well, but I can feel this stabbing my sternum from here

Not a corset but I had to post this $4 knockoff of a $300 gown

*unzips boob*

Oh, this lace

(And more incorrect back lacing)

They make this stuff look so cute in the styled photos and then

Oof

That's not where her boobs are, boob cups

Despite the waist shoop and the questionable construction, this is actually one of the better premade bunnysuits I've seen because it doesn't have clear straps and might have boning? It certainly has a V wire!

It looks cute in the worn picture, but oof, that shot of the inside

It's cute enough though that I'm legit wondering if it's good enough to buy for cheap and then add structure to and wear with lolita fashion

This one is almost cute, but, well

Another "looks good in the probably stolen images" one

Not a corset but I want the bubble gat

I'm getting off track on suggested items

I know exactly what this is a knockoff of but I still want it for a Jolyne shoot

Okay I have somehow ended up in "so you want to dress like a Final Fantasy character in the early 00s" land so I need to find my way back to corset crimes

Okay this isn't much of a crime except that it's made of knit and a bit lumpy and weird in the product photos but I love the idea of stays, but worn as outerwear