shit i said on call w my best friend ( while watching gacha cringe )
a thread

//nsfw !!!

“ i need more intense ed sheeran scenes ”

“ why is piss chan so horny ”

“ im sorry bae i dont want to hurt u with my monster cock ”

“ ah yes my favourite type of tree, the cock tree ”
“ sex ”

“ i don't want to see them have hardcore sex wtf is that ”

“ WHY IS THERE ONLY GAY ”

“ imagine shape of you by ed sheeran playing while fucking darth vader fights someone ”

“ YOU KNEW HIM FOR ONE DAY LUKE WHY ARE YOU FUCKING HIM ALREADY ”
“ the big gay ”

“ THAT'S NOT HOW PREGNANCY WORKS ?? ”

” im going to start crying very aggressively ”

“ IM GONNA PISS MYSELF WHAT IS THIS ”
end of thread

why are we doing this to ourselves
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