Space colonization seems completely uninteresting to me.

For some reason, my eyes glaze over every time someone mentions the infinite possibilities opened up by colonizing Mars.

I just imagine living in a glorified airport terminal on a barren shithole that could off in seconds if the incredibly intricate life support mechanism that makes this whole madness possible malfunctions just slightly.

Everything is owned by Tesla-Amazon in close collaboration with the CCP, and I only have 17 more oxygen tokens to last me till the end of the month because I lost 10 to making a joke about General Bezos Jr.’s early onset male pattern baldness - still incurable.