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Maya Fey - Jinhao 450 Fountain Pen Fude Nib
I could joke about writing with a fude pen has the same success rate as Maya's channeling skill, but I really just found the nib to resemble her hair bun.
I could joke about writing with a fude pen has the same success rate as Maya's channeling skill, but I really just found the nib to resemble her hair bun.
Athena Cykes - TWSBI Eco Yellow
Looks like a cool gadget that is also commonly mistaken as a vape pen.
Looks like a cool gadget that is also commonly mistaken as a vape pen.
Godot - Visconti Mirage Edition Emerald Green Silver Trim
The way people talk about Visconti pens is very similar to how people talk about Godot - "Oh boy Oh Geez we sure love that design but also What The Fuck Did You Do That For????"
The way people talk about Visconti pens is very similar to how people talk about Godot - "Oh boy Oh Geez we sure love that design but also What The Fuck Did You Do That For????"
Dick Gumshoe - Bic Ballpoint
Cheap af and its performance is... not often the best. But it will always be there for you and whenever it does work, it wont let you down.
Cheap af and its performance is... not often the best. But it will always be there for you and whenever it does work, it wont let you down.
Larry Butz - School pencil
Breaks aparts and fails you the moment you use it. No pencil sharpener seems to fix it. You groan whenever you dont have anything else to use but this pencil.
Breaks aparts and fails you the moment you use it. No pencil sharpener seems to fix it. You groan whenever you dont have anything else to use but this pencil.
Klavier Gavin - Lamy Safari Dark Lilac
Just like Klavier, people were way way waay horny over this limited edition pen and ink. Good luck trying to find a bottle of dark lilac for a reasonable price lmao.
Just like Klavier, people were way way waay horny over this limited edition pen and ink. Good luck trying to find a bottle of dark lilac for a reasonable price lmao.
Simon Blackquill - Pilot Namiki Falcon
Known for its unique nib shape that also is flexible to produce line weight. Unfortunately not suitable as a sword replacement. But its nice. I want one.
Known for its unique nib shape that also is flexible to produce line weight. Unfortunately not suitable as a sword replacement. But its nice. I want one.
Bobby Fulbright - Multicolor ballpoint pen
If you completed Dual Destinies, You Know Why
If you completed Dual Destinies, You Know Why
Franziska Von Karma - Pilot Silvern Sterling Silver Fountain Pen
I dont know I just think she deserve a banger looking pen that will put one in debt just by looking at it
I dont know I just think she deserve a banger looking pen that will put one in debt just by looking at it
Winston Payne - Pilot Varsity Disposable Fountain Pen
You might wonder why there even is such a thing as a disposable fountain pen, but then again the same could be asked about disposable prosecutors.
You might wonder why there even is such a thing as a disposable fountain pen, but then again the same could be asked about disposable prosecutors.
Dahlia Hawthorne - Sailor Pro Gear Slim Shikiori Meigetsu
Ever seen a pen and just go "oh my god this is the prettiest shit I've seen I will treat it like a fkn princess"?
Fortunately, unlike Dahlia, this one is not out to ruin your life.
Ever seen a pen and just go "oh my god this is the prettiest shit I've seen I will treat it like a fkn princess"?
Fortunately, unlike Dahlia, this one is not out to ruin your life.
Damon Gant - Sailor King of Pens Urushi Vermillion Orange
Its big. Its orange. It costs €2,200. Damon would assert dominance just by showing this pen to you.
Its big. Its orange. It costs €2,200. Damon would assert dominance just by showing this pen to you.
Furio Tigre - Jinhao 599
This pen is a well known knock-off of the Lamy safari/Al-Star pen - you know, the pen I picked for Phoenix.
This pen is a well known knock-off of the Lamy safari/Al-Star pen - you know, the pen I picked for Phoenix.
Aristotle Means - Montegrappa Antonio Canova
Its marble. The pen is made out of marble. Thats the joke. And it costs 18000 USD. Looks just as heavy and unpleasant to hold like Professor Means entire character.
Its marble. The pen is made out of marble. Thats the joke. And it costs 18000 USD. Looks just as heavy and unpleasant to hold like Professor Means entire character.
Mia Fey - Platinum Carbon Desk Pen
Inexpensive but elegant. My absolute favourite. Not the most sturdy pen unfortunately but just like with anything, treat it well and it will last you a lifetime.
Inexpensive but elegant. My absolute favourite. Not the most sturdy pen unfortunately but just like with anything, treat it well and it will last you a lifetime.
Charley - Pelikan Souverän 400 White Turtle
I Just Think They Look Neat Together
I Just Think They Look Neat Together
Pearl Fey - Pilot Kakuno
No like for real please look at this pen. They engraved a lil smiley face on the nib!!!!! It is precious. It is perfect. I can only feel absolute joy from this pen. Its baby!!!!!
No like for real please look at this pen. They engraved a lil smiley face on the nib!!!!! It is precious. It is perfect. I can only feel absolute joy from this pen. Its baby!!!!!
Manfred Von Karma - Visconti Homo Sapiens
Okay okay I KNOW this is like everyone's "grail pen" they want to get before they die but also like... come on. It looks like it could hold an evil grudge on you. Its made out of lava rock though, kinda cool.
Okay okay I KNOW this is like everyone's "grail pen" they want to get before they die but also like... come on. It looks like it could hold an evil grudge on you. Its made out of lava rock though, kinda cool.
