Uh why am I getting a pointless interstitial screen when I go to compose a tweet on the app?

What is this shit, @Twitter?

Literally just an extra page with two options that already appear in the Tweet window and whatever the fuck "Spaces" is.

*Twitter smearing shit in my face* ENGAGE WITH THIS NEW THING YOU'LL HATE

I mean, they have a platform with 1 billion+ users that is literally the most important website in the world, where actual governments broadcast their policies, and they still haven't made any money from it, or even properly understood why it's popular.

So I get why they constantly just throw shit against a wall to see what sticks. They honestly don't have a clue.

Why would anyone want this?

An awesome new way to broadcast abuse! Brought to you by the brain geniuses behind Fleets and that time they changed how blocking people worked for a day!

"How about banning Nazis?"

"HOW ABOUT YOU CAN TWEET A PODCAST????"

"WE ONLY SAVE IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE THOUGH SO YOU CAN ONLY LISTEN TO IT LIVE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW SHARING THINGS ON SOCIAL MEDIA WORKS, RIGHT???"

It's like they've never met a human.

Do you...do you think that the internet works in real time...? Because that is the *exact opposite* of how the internet works.

You know those incredibly popular streaming services that have all but replaced broadcast television? There's a reason that's happened.

Fleets failed for the same reason. Only being able to access things for a limited time defeats the purpose of a vast electronic archive of all human knowledge and experience.

Christ. Why does no one understand a single thing?