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“Classy insults from literature”
1. “You speak an infinite deal of nothing”
~ William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
2. “You are the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.”
~ Jane Austen, Pride And Prejudice
1. “You speak an infinite deal of nothing”
~ William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
2. “You are the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.”
~ Jane Austen, Pride And Prejudice
3. “Some people are easier to love when you don’t have to be around them.”
~ Irving Welsh, Trainspotting
4. “I misjudged you… You’re not a moron. You’re only a case of arrested development.”
~ Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises
~ Irving Welsh, Trainspotting
4. “I misjudged you… You’re not a moron. You’re only a case of arrested development.”
~ Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises
5. “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go”
~ Oscar Wilde
6. “I feel so miserable without you; it's almost, like having you here”
~ Stephen Bishop
7. “He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others”
~ Samuel Johnson
~ Oscar Wilde
6. “I feel so miserable without you; it's almost, like having you here”
~ Stephen Bishop
7. “He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others”
~ Samuel Johnson
8. “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure”
~ Clarence Darrow
9. “He had delusions of adequacy”
~ Walter Kerr
10. “Why do you sit there, looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
~ Mark Twain
~ Clarence Darrow
9. “He had delusions of adequacy”
~ Walter Kerr
10. “Why do you sit there, looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
~ Mark Twain
10. “And she’s got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need”
~ Sally Nicholas in The Adventures of Sally by P.G. Wodehouse.
11. “I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it”
~ Mark Twain
~ Sally Nicholas in The Adventures of Sally by P.G. Wodehouse.
11. “I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it”
~ Mark Twain
12. “They never open their mouths, without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge”
~ Thomas Brackett Reed
13. “He is simply a shiver, looking for a spine to run up”
~ Paul Keating
14. “He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire”
~ Winston Churchill
~ Thomas Brackett Reed
13. “He is simply a shiver, looking for a spine to run up”
~ Paul Keating
14. “He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire”
~ Winston Churchill
15. “The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.”
~ Cersei Lannister in A Feast For Crows by George R.R. Martin.
16. "The simplicity of your character makes you exquisitely incomprehensible to me."
~ Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
~ Cersei Lannister in A Feast For Crows by George R.R. Martin.
16. "The simplicity of your character makes you exquisitely incomprehensible to me."
~ Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
17. “The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which”
~ George Orwell- Animal Farm
18. “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends”
~ Oscar Wilde
~ George Orwell- Animal Farm
18. “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends”
~ Oscar Wilde
19. “I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result”
~ Algernon Moncrieff
20. “You talk to damn much and too damn much of it is about you”
~ Raymond Chandler
~ Algernon Moncrieff
20. “You talk to damn much and too damn much of it is about you”
~ Raymond Chandler
21. “He has never been known to use a word, that might send a reader to the dictionary”
~ William Faulkner
22. A dialogue between Winston Churchill and Lady Astor:
Aston said, "If you were my husband, I'd give you poison!"
Churchill replied, "If you were my wife, I'd take it."
~ William Faulkner
22. A dialogue between Winston Churchill and Lady Astor:
Aston said, "If you were my husband, I'd give you poison!"
Churchill replied, "If you were my wife, I'd take it."
23. Gladstone, a Member of Parliament, to Benjamin Disraeli:
"Sir, you will either die on the gallows, or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, sir", said Disraeli, "On whether I embrace your policies, or your mistress."
"Sir, you will either die on the gallows, or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, sir", said Disraeli, "On whether I embrace your policies, or your mistress."
24. "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend . . . if you have one."
~ George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second . . . ,
if there is one."
~ Winston Churchill, in response
~ George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second . . . ,
if there is one."
~ Winston Churchill, in response
