10 minutes into Mortal Kombat we find out the main character has a birthmark in the shape of the Mortal Kombat logo and it means he is destined to participate in Mortal Kombat. 10/10, perfect film.

Also they go to a temple to train in elemental magic, and Kano and Jax find out their element is… Robot. They have robot magic. Everyone who dislikes this movie is bad.

I am also pleased to report that if your favorite character in Mortal Kombat is the man with the large hat that is also a boomerang knife, he features very prominently and his hat is absolutely a boomerang knife. I love it so much.