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Episode 3: That wrist touch is the sexiest thing I& #39;ve seen since the Pride & Prejudice hand flex

AND THEY& #39;RE NOT ENDGAME???

There is no justice in the world.
22 minutes in and not a hint of Mal yet and wonder of wonders this episode is actually entertaining. What a coincidence....
Spoke too soon https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">

He& #39;s back AND part of a training scene.

Thanks, I hate it.
Nooooo the meadow....
Honestly if they wanted to push the childhood connection so hard, they should have shot more footage instead of showing the same shots over and over again. It creates the feeling that Alina is standing still, trapped, reliving this same memory forever.
Inej is my favorite though. I& #39;d watch a whole show about her.
Ep4 30min in.... so wait, it& #39;s TEXT that the thought of Mal holds her back, keeps her from acknowledging her power, makes her LITERALLY HARM HERSELF, but.... we& #39;re supposed to believe he& #39;s good for her?

Why do I feel gaslighted by a fantasy show?
And then there& #39;s this amazing scene where the Darkling genuinely mourns his lost men, she comforts him, her powers are amplified.... WHAT IS THE REASON???

F*ck cautionary tales.
I just love powerful Alina, confident Alina, happy Alina!
Oh Genya did not just give a "be wary of powerful men" speech did she? DAMMIT
Oh sh*t she kissed him! Taking what she wants because she wants it, YES I APPROVE.
Alina: *gorgeous in black*

Darkling: *stares in awe*

"You look lovely by the way."

Alina: "You looked like you needed saving."

Y& #39;all this is WAAAAAY too hot. Like WHAT IS HAPPENING??? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">
Of course Inej would kill to save Kaz! She wouldn& #39;t hesitate! That& #39;s my girl! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">
So that insanely sexy map room scene followed by Baghra bursting in with he& #39;s-actually-EVUL-exposition? Grrrrr....

I& #39;m debating stopping after this episode.
I& #39;m just.... confused. Everything suggests that whatever his original plans, Aleksandr& #39;s feelings for Alina are by now genuine. Even when his mother revealed what she had done, his only concern was for Alina& #39;s safety.
If I did NOT know how this story ends, I would assume we& #39;re headed toward a redemption for the Darkling and Alina ultimately choosing him, while Mal is perhaps reunited with Zoya and they become a thing.

I do not get the PURPOSE of shoving Mal and Alina together at this point.
So yeah I& #39;m seriously thinking of stopping and just going with fanfic from here on out. Anybody got some recs?
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