Me: I want to watch something funny and pointless.
Also me: Oh, “Saving Private Ryan.”

Is there an Oscar category for Best Character Actor? Because Barry Pepper deserves it.

Vin. Diesel.

What.

Yo, when are we getting a film about the typists who wrote all the telegrams to the grieving mothers and widows?

I love you, @NathanFillion

How is Giovanni Ribisi not a bigger star?

They all die, don’t they? That’s how this ends, doesn’t it?

Resuming. Lord, have mercy, war is hell on earth.

Adam Goldberg, what.

Private Ryan is the only one whose going to survive this, isn’t he?

Daniel Faraday! That’s where I know that kid from.

Wait, wait, wait—Edward Burns survives? That guy always plays the jerkiest of jerks.

Ugh. So concludes this thread.