If the fish & chips shop doesn’t look like this I’m not interested. Take note of the Greek Souvlaki, plastic chairs, menu text, Schweppes drink fridge, peters ice cream sign, and paper takeaway boxes. #Straya https://twitter.com/emilysears/status/1386468427255013376

The menu needs to look like this. The menu also needs to have dim sims, minimum chips, and potato cakes. The fish & chips need to come wrapped in butchers paper. I don’t make the rules.

Now don’t get me started on Aussie chicken and chips shops... two words.. chicken. salt.