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In honour of retiring from school
as promised here's a thread of the weirdest shit that's happened in school over my 18 years of education
as promised here's a thread of the weirdest shit that's happened in school over my 18 years of education
A kid in our school told everyone be used a sponge as a pocket pussy- the abrasive side, then put the sponge back in the sink for the dishes
Kid got arrested for photoshopping nudes of people in our year including his bestfriends - photos were from when they were minors
Headmaster printed out a girls nudes in A4 and showed her parents
Girl in year 11 fingered herself in front of a year 9 who was underage
Kid fucked a tree at a motive
Another kid beat a bush (kasme weird school man)
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Guy didn't wa*k for 9 months and when he did he paralysed himself when he nutted
20% of the kids in my year are certified sex offenders who only stayed in cuh they have rich parents
A guy got caught fingering himself in a lesson
